New Year’s Day

All is quiet on New Year’s Day.
A world in white gets underway.
I want to be with you, be with you night and day.
Nothing changes on New Year’s Day.
On New Year’s Day.

I… will be with you again.
I… will be with you again.

Under a blood-red sky
A crowd has gathered in black and white
Arms entwined, the chosen few
The newspaper says, says
Say it’s true, it’s true…
And we can break through
Though torn in two
We can be one.

I… I will begin again
I… I will begin again.

Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh.
Oh, maybe the time is right.
Oh, maybe tonight.
I will be with you again.
I will be with you again.

And so we are told this is the golden age
And gold is the reason for the wars we wage
Though I want to be with you
Be with you night and day
Nothing changes
On New Year’s Day
On New Year’s Day
On New Year’s Day

– U2,  Under a Blood Red Sky (1983)

[Click here to view the original music video (1982)]

Zombie

Performed live in Paris, 1999

Another head hangs lowly, child is slowly taken
And the violence caused such silence
Who are we mistaken

But you see it’s not me, it’s not my family
In your head, in your head, they are fighting
With their tanks, and their bombs
And their bombs, and their guns
In your head, in your head they are cryin’
In your head, in your head, Zombie, Zombie
In your head, what’s in your head Zombie

Another mother’s breaking heart is taking over
When the violence causes silence
We must be mistaken
It’s the same old theme since 1916
In your head, in your head they’re still fightin’
With their tanks, and their bombs
And their bombs, and their guns
In your head, in your head they are dyin’

In your head, in your head, Zombie, Zombie
In your head, what’s in your head Zombie

– “Zombie,” from the Cranberries album No Need to Argue (1994)
Lyrics and music by Dolores O’Riordan

What Can the Johnson Professor Do For You?

“What can the Johnson Professor do for you?”

That was the subject line of an email I recently sent to about twenty directors and faculty members within the Army War College and the various instititions co-located with it at Carlisle Barracks.  It’s not a question I expected to ask when I first arrived in July.  Given that the Johnson Chair has been around since 1972, I figured the Army War College would have a pretty specific idea of the rationale for the chair’s existence and the value it was expected to add to the war college community.

Wrong.

In the military history realm beyond Ashburn Gate, the Harold K. Johnson Visiting Professor enjoys high visibility, thanks mainly to the caliber of my predecessors:  Richard H. Kohn, Joseph T. Glatthaar, Carol Reardon, Williamson Murray, Brian M. Linn, and Mark Stoler, to name only a few.  (A complete list is here.)

But as soon as you pass the security checkpoint it’s a different story.  People ask you if you’re on the faculty, and when you explain that you’re the Johnson professor — as I innocently did when I first arrived — you mostly get furrowed brows.  You’re the what?  You’re only here for a year?  You’re from where?  And what exactly will you do here?

Two Fridays ago, for instance, I attended an awards ceremony at Bliss Hall in which the Commandant recognized the achievements of a number of war college faculty members, among them myself. I received a nice plaque officially recognizing me as the Harold K. Johnson Chair of Military History.  It was one of many pleasant moments I’ve had during my six months in residence here.  At the same time it was emblematic, because although a number of people warmly congratulated me after the ceremony, most quite obviously had only the haziest notion of what I was being honored for.

The seeming invisibility of the Johnson chair is actually rather easily explained.  Until a couple of years ago it was housed in the U.S. Army Military History Institute (USAMHI), where it was understood to be mainly a scholar-in-residence program.  Chair holders could and did involve themselves in the Army War College — especially in the years when the USAMHI was located in Upton Hall, a short stroll from Root Hall, rather than its current digs in Ridgway Hall about two miles distant.  But their involvement was sort of customary and informal. I am the first Johnson professor to truly be visiting under the position’s new incarnation as an organic part of the war college, and in organizational terms the position has yet to be integrated into the war college and the extensive realm of institutions and programs co-located with it.

I’ve long had a policy of distinguishing between blogging about the workplace, which I regard as verboten, and blogging about academic culture, which is fair game.  The unspoken reality, of course, is that my view of academe is heavily filtered through my experience in my home department.  Just so here at the war college.  I’ve spent several months evaluating whether this invisibility thing is a workplace issue, in which case it’s off limits, or whether it involves larger institutional and cultural issues, in which case . . .

You can pretty much figure out what I’ve concluded.

Plainly, somebody needs to take the lead in figuring out how to integrate the Chair into the war college, and as I’ve reflected on where this responsibility rests, I’ve concluded that it rests with me.  The ultimate decision-making authority rests with the Dean of Academics, who pretty much controls the Chair. But I can certainly supply him with a set of ideas and recommendations, and that’s what I’ve undertaken to do.

This still sounds a bit like a workplace issue until you put the Johnson Chair within the larger context of the Army’s traditionally ambivalent attitude toward military history.  In theory the Army — as with the other services — puts a high value on military history.  In practice the stock of military history waxes and wanes, and this dynamic is reflected in the history of the Johnson Chair.

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Full Battle Rattle (2007)

Here’s one Iraq War documentary I can’t wait to see….

“Watching the coolly ironic documentary Full Battle Rattle, one’s heart goes out to Lieutenant Colonel Robert McLaughlin as he sits in a daze in front of his desert headquarters, having seen most of his battalion slaughtered the night before by Iraqi insurgents. ‘Am I a failure?’ he asks, then answers, ‘Actions speak louder than words.’ The poor man: He did his diligent best to bring order to the tiny village of Medina Wasl. His men murdered only a few innocent civilians, and he more or less averted civil war between Sunnis and Shiites after the assassination of the deputy mayor’s son (on video, to shouts of “Allahu Akbar!”’. The worst part is that there he was on camera when the massacre of his men went down, celebrating the return of authority to the Iraqi mayor. (’Jobs are coming back to the community!’) Now he has to eulogize the dead. Then he has to pack up and head to Iraq and do it for real — and hope to God that life doesn’t replicate art.

Full Battle Rattle is an indelible vision of modern war, a not-so-fun fun-house mirror of the Iraq occupation set in California’s Mojave Desert. The place, 1,200 miles square, is called the National Training Center — a billion-dollar “virtual Iraq” at Fort Irwin with an acting troupe of hundreds (many of them Iraqi immigrants), in which military personnel get a mini-jolt of what they’re in for. The film is freaky, amusing, and sickening in equal measures — part fly-on-the-wall vérité, part multiple-perspective Altmanesque tragicomedy. Soldiers writhe on the ground choking in their blood, and then Americans and Iraqis pick themselves up and stand in line at ice-cream trucks; it’s like Disney World with the fireworks aimed lower.”

- DAVID EDELSTEIN, NEW YORK MAGAZINE (Click for the full review)

“Like any documentary about putting on a show, FULL BATTLE RATLE abounds with mirth-provoking incongruities between the effect aimed for and the means used to achieve it. It’s ‘surreal comedy,’ as more than one reviewer characterized it when it premiered at the Berlin Film Festival. Somehow, though, I don’t much feel like laughing… One of the most complete pictures yet to emerge of how an Iraqi town fragments into civil war.”
- STUART KLAWANS, THE NATION (Full review)

“Remarkably thorough and detailed. The film emphasizes the strangeness and complexity of the conflict.”
– AO SCOTT, THE NEW YORK TIMES (Full review)

“A combat doc once removed from combat and twice mediated by stagecraft, FULL BATTLE RATTLE depicts simulated war in a theme-park reality….One of the many surreal aspects of this fabulously disorienting movie: its representation of an Iraqi heaven that’s an American hell.”
– J. HOBERMAN, VILLAGE VOICE (Full review)

“No documentary I have seen better portrays the mutual suspicions and resentments of Americans and Iraqis. I still don’t know whether to laugh or cry.”
- RICHARD WOODWARD, THE WALL STREET JOURNAL (Full review)

Full Battle Rattle movie web site

West Point Summer Seminar

Cross-posted from Civil Warriors

I have just learned that the Department of History at the U.S. Military Academy has posted its call for applications for the 2009 Summer Seminar on Military History. This three-week program brings together approximately two dozen junior scholars of military history (graduate students who have completed all but their dissertation are also eligible) at West Point to participate in a terrific program of seminars, lectures, and staff rides.

This is pretty much a mandatory experience for anyone who has aspirations as a military historian. When I did the program as a fellow in 1999, the guest lecturers included such great scholars as Fred Anderson, John Lynn, Don Higginbotham, William Skelton, Brian Linn, and Williamson Murray, while the staff rides were led by Carol Reardon (Gettysburg) and Mark (Antietam). On top of all the great stuff you get to do in the course of the program, participants receive a very generous stipend, as well as coverage of expenses.

The deadline for applications is 1 February 2009. More information can be found here.

The Decider

President Bushes addresses troops in Afghanistan, March 2006

President Bush addresses troops in Afghanistan, March 2006

I’ve never been a fan of President George W. Bush. I don’t expect ever to be.  When he ran for the presidency in 2000, I thought he had far too little experience for the job, and I was pretty sure that without his father’s name and connections, his candidacy would simply not have occurred.  As a life-long Democrat, I naturally disagreed with most of his domestic policies.  I didn’t like the way his partisans smeared Sen. John McCain, an honorable man who deserved better.  I thought his early months in office were ho-hum.  He impressed me in the weeks following 9/11, but all the same, I felt any president would have adopted much the same demeanor, and made much the same decisions.

All that said, I thought he was one of the most presidential looking men ever to hold the office. Until he opened his mouth.  Bush came across as a buffoon so often I was just flat out dismayed.  I’d squint hard, try to see Bush as his supporters saw him, and I could never manage it.  He looked very much like the man I feared he would be when he ran for president:  a chief executive hopelessly out of his depth. I can be politically opposed to an American president, but I still want him to be presidential, and I want to feel as if he is my president, too.  Every chief executive in my lifetime, be he Republican or Democrat, gave me that sense — I would like to say, kept that covenant.  Bush did not, primarily, I think, because he bought into the successful but reptilian Karl Rove strategy of mobilizing his political base and the hell with the rest of us.

I didn’t like Bush’s tax cuts for the rich.  I didn’t think it was equitable, I thought it supremely inefficient as a way to stimulate the economy.  I didn’t like the way he scuttled the hard-fought effort to balance the federal budget.  I didn’t like the way he took a wrecking ball to a system of multilateral diplomacy that his predecessors had carefully nurtured and which had served the United States well for half a century.  I didn’t like the Patriot Act.  I’m a traditional conservative:  I’m suspicious of giving that much power to the government.  I thought Guantanamo was a disgrace, not because I had any sympathy for its inmates but because it undercut a key element of America’s strength in the world:  the perception that it tries to do the right thing, to live up to its best values. And I thought the decision to invade Iraq was misguided, the case for war unconvincing, and the aftermath of the invasion — the jovial tolerance of massive looting and disorder, for instance — just plain disturbing.

Basically, I haven’t liked much about the 43rd president of the United States. That said, I think President Bush is arguably the most significant man to occupy the Oval Office since Franklin Roosevelt.  And although I deeply disagree with most of what he’s done, I have at least come to respect him as a man.  Which comes as a genuine relief, because no true American wants to feel about his president the way I felt about George W. Bush.

Most of my new regard for the president has come in the past year.  I’ve had three principal instructors, two of whom will astonish most right-wingers. The first is Bob Woodward.  I’ve read all four of Woodward’s books on the Bush presidency, most recently The War Within, and although I cannot gainsay that Woodward’s portrayal is of a commander in chief who never made a mistake he couldn’t blissfully ignore, Woodward is to his very core a journalist who cares mainly about reporting what he sees.  And what he saw — and continues to see — in President Bush is a man of remarkable vision, steadiness of purpose, moral courage, willingness to make the hard choices, and an almost superhuman serenity once having made them.  He is indeed The Decider.  It is, in typical Bush fashion, a clumsy expression, but somehow more compelling than the orthodox rendering, “the decision-maker,” would have been.

The second are the numerous officers I’ve met who have been in the same room with Bush, either briefing the president or listening as someone else does.  They are not necessarily fans of the president’s decision to invade Iraq and I have met no one yet who thinks highly of his handling of the war prior to the Surge, nor have I heard anyone tell me that Bush is a deeply thoughtful man of penetrating intellect. What I do hear, consistently, is that he is a far, far cry from the disingenuous boob he so often seems to be in his television appearances.  Officers basically read human beings for a living:  who’s got what it takes, who doesn’t, who’s a real leader, who’s merely a manager, etc.  They particularly respect someone who is a natural leader.  And Bush, in their book, is exactly that.  He asks good questions.  He’s his own man:  with few exceptions I hear nothing but contempt for the thesis that he was ever a puppet of Dick Cheney or anyone else, though plainly a president of his limited experience had to rely heavily on his top advisers once plunged into the cauldron of September 11.  I hear repeatedly that in person he is a man of astonishing charisma, capable of igniting and sustaining tremendous loyalty in his subordinates, and authentic and straightforward in manner — a quality soldiers highly prize.

Josh Brolin as George W. Bush in "W." (2008)

Josh Brolin as George W. Bush in "W." (2008)

My third tutor is one that has flabbergasted everyone to whom I’ve so far mentioned him:  Oliver Stone, producer-director of W., which is one of the best and most affecting political films I have ever seen.  Sure, Stone carries a lot of ideological baggage, but just as Woodward is a born journalist, Stone is a born film-maker, and he creates characters, not caricatures.  Thus his portrait of Nixon,  in the 1995 film of that name, is masterful in the way it recreates the man’s complexities and contradictions, the roots of his demons, his struggle to contain them and the way in which they mastered and destroyed him.  You cannot watch the film and not care deeply about Nixon, not feel some sort of kinship between his hopes and torments and your own.

It is the same with Josh Brolin’s brilliant portrayal of George W. Bush and the brilliant screenplay that makes Brolin’s performance such a marvel.  Stone makes us care about Bush, gains our sympathy for a young man in the shadow of a demanding father (and makes you heartily wish he’d clocked Bush the elder), impresses us with his reckless but appealing joie de vivre, touches us with his midlfe taking stock and embracing Christianity, and maintains our sympathy as we see a character we have come to care about assume a position in life that is an impressive achievement, earnestly embraced, but ultimately beyond his capabilities:  an all too human instance of reach exceeding grasp.

The sequence that ends the film brought tears to my eyes — and threatens to do so every time I think of it.  It isn’t George W. Bush the bumbler we’re looking at.  It is George W. Bush our brother, a fellow voyager on this mysterious journey of life, and the emotion reflected on his face is one that many of us have felt at one time or another.  And maybe, at the end of all our mortal strivings, the emotion that awaits us all.

Farewell and Congratulations

Cross-posted from Civil Warriors

Farewell and congratulations to the 2008-02 class of the Command and General Staff College, which finished their tour at Fort Leavenworth last Friday. These events are a bit different at military schools from those I have experienced at civilian colleges. First among these is that our guest speaker is usually someone very high up in the national command authority. Last week, for instance, the graduateion speaker was GEN Peter Chiarelli, Vice Chief of Staff, US Army. At the first one of these events I attended, the 2002 graduation at USMA, the speaker was no less than President Bush. What sticks in my head from that event, though, is not the famous laying out of the “pre-emptive war” doctrine in Bush’s speech, but sitting next to my friend Matt Morton and his family (the fact that Matt, Charles Bowery, and others who were captains when we started teaching at West Point together are now lieutenant colonels is a source of no little bemusement to my wife) when the name of the class goat was announced and finding out we had both had the honor of teaching him that year.

Also, as Mark is seeing this year at AWC, the way the professional military education system operates has the effect of fostering stronger relationships between students and the faculty than does the structure of most civilian universities. At the staff college, the class is divided into sections, with the sections subdivided into staff groups and in the three-phase history core course at Fort Leavenworth I work with the same students the entire year. This, and the fact that all of our courses are conducted as graduate-level seminars, means that there is a lot of interaction with the students in the classroom. In addition, the institution expects that faculty will have some involvement in their professional and social lives outside the classroom. (Something that I think is at times pushed to the point where it takes on an in loco parentis tone that is unnecessary in dealing with field-grade military officers; but then nobody asked me.) Then there is the fact that the students are only a little bit younger than I am and get the pop culture references I throw out in the course of class and conversations.

One of the highlights of the graduation ceremony is seeing good officers you have worked with during the year receive recognition for their work. This year, one of the students in my section, MAJ Richard Mogg of Australia, won three awards: the Iron Major (for physical fitness), Excellence in Joint Services Warfare, and the Eisenhower Award (as outstanding international officer). I was also delighted to see MAJ Joseph Jackson win the Marshall Award, which goes to the best overall student, and MAJ Derek Zitko win the Smythe Award, which goes to the outstanding military history student. Both were students in my “Evolution of Military Thought” seminar, as was MAJ Robert Renfro, who won the Benjamin Grierson Award for Excellence in Military Studies. Joe also had to overcome taking my Research Methods seminar as part of his history Master of Military Science program, for which he wrote a thesis on Edward Braddock and the Monongahela Campaign under the direction of my colleague and staff ride comrade Joe Fischer.

While I don’t anticipate this post prompting much if any discussion, I would be remiss if I did not take whatever opportunity I could to foster wider recognition of Richard’s, Joe’s, Derek’s, and Robert’s great accomplishments — and bask in their reflected glory!

A Boy Named . . . Hitler

Somebody needs to update “A Boy Named Sue.” NB: This job requires an entirely different Man in Black.

EASTON, Pa. - Three-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell is cute, cuddly and, for now, blissfully unaware of the shock value conveyed by his first and middle names. That may be changing, though.

The youngster was at the center of a recent dispute between his parents and a local supermarket that refused to spell out his name on a cake for his birthday party last weekend. A story in a local newspaper prompted an outpouring of angry online responses directed at Heath Campbell, 35, and his wife Deborah, 25.

“I think people need to take their heads out of the cloud they’ve been in and start focusing on the future and not on the past,” Heath Campbell said Tuesday in an interview conducted on the other side of the Delaware River from where the family lives in Hunterdon County, N.J.

“There’s a new president and he says it’s time for a change; well, then it’s time for a change,” he continued. “They need to accept a name. A name’s a name. The kid isn’t going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did.”

Full article (hat tip to Dana Shoaf)

Military Carnival #19

… is underway at Military History and Warfare.

A Visit From POTUS



In the final weeks of his his administration, President Bush has been making the rounds, visiting a number of military installations, addressing many hundreds of troops, and articulating one last time his perspective on the Global War on Terror — what is now often called The Long War .  Today he was here at the Army War College.  The event was held in the Thorpe Hall gymnasium because it was the largest suitable facility on post.  Below are his formal remarks.  (Afterward the press was dismissed and he fielded about thirty minutes of questions, off the record, from the assembled students.)

THE PRESIDENT: Thank you very much. Please be seated. (Applause.) Thank you for the warm welcome. I’m sorry I’m late. (Laughter.) But I am honored to be back at the Army War College. A few weeks ago, you celebrated this college’s 107th birthday. I was interested to learn that the school was originally located across the street from the White House. Apparently after a few years on Pennsylvania Avenue — (laughter) — it was time to pack up your bags. (Laughter.) Laura and I know the feeling. (Laughter and applause.)

General Williams, thank you for your leadership. Sergeant Major Powell, thank you for greeting me.

I’m traveling today with the Secretary of Veterans Affairs, Jim Peake. (Applause.) I assume he got a seat. (Laughter.) Peake, how are you — finally, yes! (Laughter.) He actually was a 1988 graduate of the U.S. Army War College. (Applause.) He claimed he was the president of the class. (Laughter.) But he also modestly informed me that the reason why is because he was the oldest member of the class. (Laughter.) Anyway, Mr. Secretary, thanks for your service.

Students, faculty, and staff, it’s good to be with you.

Over the past century, this important institution has become one of our nation’s most revered places. It really has been. After all, the graduates of this college are legendary — and perhaps I’m looking at legends — Dwight Eisenhower, Omar Bradley, George Patton to Norm Schwarzkopf, Tommy Franks, and a man who I visited with recently, Ray Odierno. I want to thank you for continuing this college’s noble tradition of military scholarship. I thank you for volunteering to serve our nation during a time of war. I appreciate the officers from our partner nations who are studying here and who are strengthening their countries’ friendship with the United States.

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Wood Blogiversary

Five years since I began this blog.  Still don’t have an answer to the question that got me started on it, but it’s been an interesting journey.  Here’s the first post (on the original site).

Always Ready, Always There

The National Guard celebrates its 372nd birthday today. (The date is taken from that of the first Puritan militia in Salem, Massachusetts,on December 13, 1636.)

What Shall He Tell That Son?

Last evening watched another film, recommended to me the same colonel who turned me on to Team America:  World Police.  This second film was 300, which he considered — sort of tongue in cheek but not quite — one of the great “real man” movies of all time, particularly since in his opinion every decision King Leonidas of Sparta makes is the correct “real man” decision.

At a surface level, of course, it’s hard to argue with the “great real man movie” assessment.  But at the end of the day, though I liked it for other reasons (and once again Roger Ebert steered me wrong, giving it only 2 stars out of 4), I thought it tracked poorly with what might be called the “real man value system”  as I’ve observed it among the male officers at Carlisle Barracks.  This is particularly true when I watch them interact with their sons.  Whereas my father, like many men of his generation, thought of his role as primarily that of breadwinner and disciplinarian, and put me through his own brand of agoge by paying me scant attention during my adolescent years, other than to finding fault with me, the fathers around here are pretty much classic “soccer dads”:  highly involved with the lives of their kids, and supportive and nurturing toward their sons.  You see this in the way they work out with their sons at Thorpe Hall, teach them to shoot stick at the Joint Pub, or explain to them the mores of baseball, football, etc.  There’s no telling what goes on in private, of course, but the public face of fatherhood around here is a far cry from the distant, demanding, Great Santini version of fatherhood that was a widely accepted public face of fatherhood during my youth.

That all sounds sort of idyllic.  But the officers around here have been quick to warn me against romanticizing military culture, and as devoted as I think most of these fathers are, or at least would like to be, it’s also the case that they have voluntarily given themselves to a profession that removes them from their families — and thus their normal role as fathers — for months and years at a time.  When I first got here, some of the early social events had very painful moments, as I saw fathers just back from Iraq and Afghanistan attempt to re-connect with children who either did not remember them very well (in the case of small children), or resented them for reasserting a direct parental role they had more or less abdicated (in the case of “tweens” and teenagers).

There are many things about the military that our society, despite its “support the troops”  genuflections, largely overlooks, and one of them is how much the families as well as the serving men and women themselves lay upon the nation’s altar.

Anyway, I got to thinking about what fathers tell their sons when they have to go away from long periods, when all they’ve got are phone calls and emails — a far better situation than previous generations had, but still awfully tough.  And I was reminded of this poem by Carl Sandburg:

A father sees a son nearing manhood.
What shall he tell that son?
“Life is hard; be steel; be a rock.”
And this might stand him for the storms
and serve him for humdrum and monotony
and guide him amid sudden betrayals
and tighten him for slack moments.
“Life is a soft loam; be gentle; go easy.”
And this too might serve him.
Brutes have been gentled where lashes failed.
The growth of a frail flower in a path up
has sometimes shattered and split a rock.
A tough will counts. So does desire.
So does a rich soft wanting.
Without rich wanting nothing arrives.
Tell him too much money has killed men
And left them dead years before burial:
The quest of lucre beyond a few easy needs
Has twisted good enough men
Sometimes into dry thwarted worms.
Tell him time as a stuff can be wasted.
Tell him to be a fool every so often
and to have no shame over having been a fool
yet learning something out of every folly
hoping to repeat none of the cheap follies
thus arriving at intimate understanding
of a world numbering many fools.

(Continued)

Jingle Bombs

In the spirit of the Season ….

America, F*ck Yeah!

When it opened in October 2004, I gave Team America:  World Police a complete miss, mostly because my favorite film critic, Roger Ebert, gave it only 1 star out of 4.  I now think Ebert was wrong.  (So, apparently, did most critics:  Team America has a 78 percent “Fresh” rating on Rotten Tomatoes.)

Having now seen it (at the insistence of a colonel on the faculty here at the war college), I give Team America 4 stars.  This is a great movie that, in its gonzo way, manages to grok some of the deepest aspirations and paradoxes of American national security policy in the Bush era (and by the way, I have a hunch the overall contours of that policy will change less in the Obama presidency than most of us suppose).  In a weird way the film is surprisingly nuanced and heavily ironic.  I’m told the ironies were not lost on the soldiers of at least one U.S. battalion who — once they got past the fact that it was a puppet movie — became utterly enthralled by Team America, and thereafter left the Wire enthusiastically, derisively, and/or ruefully singing the open stanzas of its theme song.  Dialogue from the movie — “Durka, durka,” for one — became catchphrases.  Then of course, there’s the bonus of the gratuitous puppet sex scene.

I’m still trying to figure out exactly what to make of Team America, but it wouldn’t surprise me if I wound up concluding that it’s a kind of Rosetta stone to the cultural underpinnings of American national security policy.

Anyway, give the theme song a listen (by watching the video) or just read the lyrics, an ode to American military adventurism and cultural imperialism that comes at you with a kind of adolescent animal joy.

(Continued)

We Love You, Man

Many organizational cultures understand the value of building and keeping good social relationships.  Few do so more reflexively than the military.  You’re pretty much always giving or receiving thank you’s and tokens of regard — engraved beer steins, coffee mugs, commander’s coins, framed prints, and above all plaques.  Career soldiers accumulate so many of these items that most of their homes have an “I Love Me” wall — and not infrequently an entire “I Love Me” room — where they’re all displayed.

Academic culture is hardly ignorant of the practice of giving tokens of regard, and I’ve got a few plaques on my office wall to prove it.  But academic culture doesn’t even begin to match the graciousness of military culture, and most of the tangible recognitions I’ve received over the years — that is to say, stuff you can display or would want to — have come from military organizations.  You’d think academe would at least be good about things like diplomas, but the certificate I got when I completed Army basic training looks infinitely more impressive than the diploma I got for completing the Masters in War Studies program at Kings College London.  And although the cash award I got for the Lincoln Prize was substantial and much appreciated, I’d be embarrassed to show you the certificate, supposedly suitable for framing, that accompanied the check.

So academe could learn a lot from the military about the value of treating people well.  I’ve had that thought many times since arriving here, perhaps most forcefully when I returned from a 10-day trip and the members of my seminar group told me over and over again how much they had missed me, how good it was to have me back, and hey we’re playing Texas Hold Em tomorrow night, come on over.  I’m just not used to that.

My most recent epiphany occurred this past Tuesday, which saw the departure from our seminar group of two students selected for the Advanced Strategic Arts Program (ASAP), a course of academic study that prepares officers from the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marine Corps to be effective theater strategists.  They’re still war college students; it’s just that henceforth they’ll follow a different curriculum.  And they haven’t gone very far:  They and the eighteen other selectees now meet in the conference room adjoining my office, which in turn is maybe twenty feet from our seminar room.  And they continue to be involved in our seminar’s social activities; e.g., the promotion party I mentioned in my previous entry.

Even so, it was a leave-taking of sorts, and so on their final day with the seminar the two students distributed gag gifts to each of their seminar mates.  None of them was very expensive in and of itself, but when you’re buying fifteen gifts the cost adds up.  But cost was the least of it.  A gag gift requires thought, and to come up with a truly humorous gift tailored to each individual is an act of grace.

The final gift went to the entire group, including faculty members, and consisted of an 18-page booklet entitled “The Wisdom of the [Seminar Group Nickname]:  An Essential Guide for the Strategic Leader; Key Thoughts on How to Fight & Win.”  In it were about 150 memorable, and generally silly, statements made by seminar members during the four months we’ve been together thus far, and furtively jotted down at the time it was said.  I’ve looked it over several times and every time I laugh my ass off.  Doubtless a lot of the humor depends on “you had to be there” or “you had to know the person” and wouldn’t translate well outside the group.  But that doesn’t matter to me since I was there and I do know that person — in fact, in 25 instances I am that person:

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Navy Blue and Gold

The 109th Army-Navy Football Game begins in less than four hours.  It’s billed as “America’s Game,” but I’m pretty sure it’s of significant interest mostly to officers in the Army and Navy — and then primarily to “ring knockers”; i.e., graduates of West Point or Annapolis.  Most officers receive their commissions through ROTC or NROTC, and among such officers, there’s a strong tradition of ostentatiously pretending to give no sh*t whatsoever about the f*cking Army-Navy game.  Even so, today the Joint Pub — the war college’s watering hole, open Thursday through Sunday — is bound to be packed, with football parties underway in residential quarters all over the post.

I’m all set for it.  A couple of weeks ago I stopped by the Army War College Alumni Association store in Root Hall and stocked up on “Go Army / Beat Navy” paraphenalia:  buttons, coffee cup, beer cup, and longsleeve T-shirt.  I experienced a bit of a pang, however.  Though I myself served in the Army National Guard, my father did a hitch in the Navy during the mid-1950s, and growing up I identified mainly with the Navy.  But until yesterday afternoon I’d forgotten all about a novel my father read as a kid, and which I read and re-read many times between age 8 and 12:  Navy Blue and Gold by George Bruce.  Published in 1936, it was (as I discovered years later) made into a film starring James Stewart.

I’ve not read or even seen the book in decades (though I just ordered an inexpensive copy through E-Bay), but I can easily summarize the plot and could probably quote long stretches of the book verbatim.  The novel starts with three chapters introducing the three main characters at the moment when they receive notification of their acceptance to the U.S. Naval Academy.  Dick Gates is the slightly built scion of a wealthy family who has the family butler regularly quiz him on the exact rules of football.  Roger “Rog” Ash is a tough guy and a borderline hood with a huge chip on his shoulder and a Han Solo-like, “what’s in it for me, kid” approach to life.  I never quite figured out how he got an appointment, but anyway he did.  John Cross “Truck” Carter is serving as a rating — enlisted man — on the “black gang” (engine room) of a warship.

Upon arrival they’re thown together as roommates and they all sort of get along except that Ash is a total cynic about all things Navy, whereas Truck Cross treats Annapolis like it was the Vatican and Dick Gates is just sort of boyishly enthused about the whole gee whilickers deal.  Their relationship is established in a chapter in which they do a “cook’s tour” of the grounds, culminating in a pilgrimage to the crypt of John Paul Jones in the academy chapel.  It turns out they all try out for the varsity football team.  Rog Ash is a natural athlete and Truck Cross is so big he’s an obvious lineman, but Gates looks as if a strong wind would carry him away — so everyone’s incredulous when it turns out he can pass, kick, and receive like nobody’s business.

They all make the team, of course, and during the course of the football seasons that ensue their relationship is forged, tested, threatened, and re-forged.  They get beat by Army the first season, as I recall — Army uses its star running back, “Monk” Meyer, as the centerpiece of a deception plan in which the ball is handed off to everyone but him — and then troubles multiply until everything comes to a head in the Army-Navy rematch the next year.  I’ll let you guess who wins that one.

Navy Blue and Gold convinced me that I would one day attend Annapolis and play football.  I innocently assumed that I would actually achieve the 6 feet 2 inch adult height that the doctors assured my parents at birth that, statistically, would be my most probable grown height.  (My dad was 6 feet tall; my younger brother is 6 feet 4; I’m 5 foot 8 — what the f*ck.)  I also assumed that I would somehow acquire the playing skills I painfully lacked as a kid — in a yard game once I hiked the ball and it was so high, slow, and wobbly that another kid actually intercepted it, with my father watching, no less.  And it never occurred to me that maybe it would be a good idea if I applied myself and got good grades.

As I said, until yesterday I’d forgotten about Navy Blue and Gold, until I found myself in a day room listening to a long, beer-soaked bull session which featured, among numerous topics, the Army Navy flag football game played by some of the students and just concluded.  I was at a promotion party for one of my seminar group students — he was celebrating his elevation from Lieutenant Colonel to Colonel — so I missed seeing any of the game itself, but the late arrivals to the party included the rival quarterbacks, and I heard more about the game than, well, you probably want to hear.  (Army won, of course, though rumor has it that Navy had instructions from the Commandant to throw the game or else).

At such gatherings I mostly just sit and listen.  It’s not that my participation would be unwelcome — indeed, from time to time I’ll get asked a question or the conversation will hit a subject in which I’ll interact for quite a while — but mostly I’m in “receive,” not “transmit” mode.  I learn more that way.  The officers around here are nothing if not perceptive and at one point the new promoted colonel sidebarred me and said “You’re studying the culture, right?” And I said, “Yep, I’m at work.  I’m on the job.”  He nodded that brief, “got it — you’re good to go” nod that people have around here.  And I took a sip of beer and resumed my study of the culture.

But I also found myself thinking of the twists and turns of life — the missteps, the missed opportunities, the flat out failures, the doors that close here and the doors that open unexpectedly over there, and the things you never dreamed of doing but did, and the things you once dreamed of doing that you never will (and often enough were never, you realize, in the cards to begin with); and the paths you could have gone down that you’re lucky you didn’t — it would have been tragic, for instance, if in some counterlife the diagnosis of bipolar disorder had come when I was a rising Lieutenant Junior Grade rather than a bohemian just back from a year spent knocking around Europe and Africa.  And the way life, if you let it, still manages to find you.  And how, come to think of it, Travis Tritt, howling at the moon from the iPod docking station, had a point:  “It’s a great day to be alive.”

Twelve O’Clock High Redux

It’s A Great Day To Be Alive

What If the Japanese High Command Had Refused to Surrender?

Reprinted with permission of World War II Magazine

Ransacking of the Imperial Household Agency in Japan's Longest Day

Soldiers ransack the Imperial Household Agency in "Japan's Longest Day"


By the summer of 1945, Japan had, by every reasonable standard, lost the war. The American juggernaut had destroyed its navy, breached its island defenses, choked its economy, and fire-bombed its cities. Yet the Japanese government approached the question of surrender with great trepidation, in part because any move to capitulate would quite likely trigger a military coup d’état.

In fact, an attempted coup is exactly what happened. Although little known to Americans, most Japanese are familiar with the incident thanks to a 1967 film, Japan’s Longest Day, which is often broadcast on the anniversary of Japan’s surrender. The film has at its heart the efforts of a cabal of young Army staff officers to persuade several key commanders to overthrow the government and continue the war. Its central character is Army Minister Gen. Korechika Anami (played by actor Toshiro Mifune, often called Japan’s John Wayne), who sympathized with the staff officers but ultimately blocked the coup. But what if Anami had decided to join the coup instead?

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